Los monos invadieron mensopotamia, y los contrabandistas de bananas se niegan a ceder. El fin del mundo se acerca, los grandes dioses del shallapoonzak han dejado de abrazar el iot de felpa y el manatí ha amamantado a su última cría.
Lo amo,
Adiós.

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8 cosas sobre mi..

1.- Las hormigas saben rico, en especial con chocolate.

2.- Puse un chapulín en mi sandwhich para que una amiga no se lo comiera, aunque resultó mal, por que lo hizo volar, y lastimó mis tímpanos con su grito psicóata. (Los chapulines son ricos~! Es tíico de Oaxaca, donde viví hace muuuchos años)

3.- Me he mudado 9 veces de ciudad. (2 veces en Madero, Tamaulipas; Tuxpam, Veracruz; Salina Cruz, Oaxaca; Querétaro; Salamanca, Guanajuato; Tula, Hidalgo; y 2 veces en el D.F)

4.- Solía buscar extraterrestres en la botellas de Coca-Cola...

5.- Soy anti social y tengo delirios psicóatas. XD En realidad sólo soy algo seria y selectiva.

6.- Mi sueño más grande es hacer explotar mi maldita escuela y ser un pirata que robe Volvos y Cereales de Lucky Charms.

7.- Me gusta el anime y el manga y el yaoi y el yuri desde los 11 años!!!!XD

8.- Regularmente no digo nada con sentido.

Ahora a buscar victimas:


[_______ahh..boo....no tengo tantas personas a kien madarselo...XD no junto 8 personitas...booooo]_____

Oh well...
Here now...I think I've been trying 2 improve a lil in wot i do, and still I'm not that good, but I'm on it! LOL...At least I scan better, and try to put on some colour in me drawings...And I swear one day I'll learn how to use that bloody Photoshop, just hang in there! wait and ye'll see...Well, I've got to download or buy it first...Anyways, ^-^U...I'm happy now I guess...LOL...
Ummm.....
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Kiero un mono en un monociclo con un sombrero que haga WIIII!!!!
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Well, I'm putting to test this lil doujin which I've haven't finished (Mello/Matt)
I'm currently drawing page 11, and the nasty sweet stuff just have started.....but...I dunno how 2 finish it...So i uploaded until page 4 to test if someone willl ever read this doujin or, if I'm lucky enough, fave it.... even though the drawings suk....and it's all...weirdie...
Well, we'll see If I can get to upload until page 10, and I request some help...cuz...I dunno what other nasty awesomeness I can draw...so...Let's see just how does this goes on... YAY!!!
RAAAAAAWWWWRRRR 2 all of ye~
arghh!
And now, worship Rumm, savvy~?

News from Tragic Kingdom:
Good morning citizens, My name is Useless Rodriguez and as every morning I'm here to inform ye all the morning crap in the Empire Head city.

Last night, a big fat disgusting man fell from a bench in "southral" park. The policemen are still eating donoughts at the moment, but they assured us that coffe would be ready a.s.a.p. Meanwhile, the big fat disgusting men society is still deliberating the possibility of eating the police department chief or the useless cops and their motorcicles.

In other news, psychologists from the WUIN (West University of Idiocy of the North), has finally plubished the results of the latest survey. It seems tomatoes are having a nervous break down compared with onions. According to Professor Akawahiro Squirrel, Trogdor appeared to have squashed some tomatoe relatives, this past summer, when he went on his anual Killing-peasant spree, in the bay of Belfalas, south of Gondor.

My collegue Mataotaku Dakota has the traffic report. Please, Mataotaku.

"Good Morning Useless. I'm overflying the route 69. The yaoi trafficis going as usual. We all hope it continues this way during the day. Ukes and Semes are flowing correctly, and it seems it'll be a day full of nose running. Back with ye, Useless."

The senator, General Roy Mustang has been found guilty for raping the young alchemist, Edward Elric. However, Elric retreated charges on him, he declared: "General Mustang is so hot, I cannot let him to be raped in jail." Senator Mustang has now taken Elric as his new personal Uke, as far as we know, for his attorney, Maes Hughes, refused to give further information on the case, but only declared: "My client and the alchemist Edward Elric have reached an agreement. Everything is okay now, and this little accident has been cleared. BTW, anyone wants to see this beautiful picture of my gorgeus daughter...She's so smart, and pretty, and..................................."

After a long term of elections, the new Kage from Konohagakure Hidden was chosen. Uzumaki Naruto, after his truimphant campaign "Hokage, dattebayo", announced:
"I shall make Ramen a national treasure. My government will make Ramen more accesible for everyone. I promise to make a National Ramen day. Also, my government will bring help to the national park for fangirls, located in Konoha, to receive more bishies and ramen. Above all, I promise to forget about Sakura completly and have more "yaoifull" naughty nights with ANBU chief, Uchiha Sasuke and.... wait a second...who writes this shit!!!!!"

The riots in the southwest of Minas Tirith are aggravating, as for, Arwen was seen trying to flirt with King Elessar yesterday. King's formal lover, Prince Legolas, is devasted and decided not to comment on the situation, however, King Elessar, rushing to see his prince commented to the media: "Fuck that filthy bitch Arwen!!! Death Penalty is to hurt my beloved elf prince feelings!". The councelor, ranger "Seeker", said: "I assure you that slut will be sent on exile to Mordor caves of rapist orcs, as punishment."

Tim Burton's Museum is re-opening today, with the new music gallery of Danny Elfman. The event will be holding various artist as Johnny Depp, Michael Keaton and Vincent Price's Zombie.

Yesterday, in the Cosplay freak circus convention, our queen, Dinwen Corvus, announced:
"I want to eat a cake".
The cosplayers were shocked and Cake became a national patriotic symbol.
The rumors on the deathnoteland embassador, L. Lawliet, of have invited the queen to his apartment, spent a night eating cake and sweets,and doing some more "stuff" were clarified. Also, it's been verified the addition of the new last name on queen's name, this statement has been found true. This morning they were seen eating cake in a local restaurant, and embassador Lawliet blushed.

In other news, Kira is a hot bitch.

The resolution for the "eat crap" law was announced. It is now leagal to eat crap on the streets.

Last night, an ugly drunk goblin ran over a gayish troll on Enfants de la Patri Street, with his demon evil monster truck, witnesses declared that that monster truck was wicked. The judge, Cornetto Panasonicteevow, said the victim was known as a dangerous criminal that raped male shinigamis and gingerbread men, so the case was not sent on trail.

Finally, a report of the Squeeky Leather Pants Organization has announced squeeky leather pants are uncomfortable and squeeky.

This was all at Unimportant 7' clock breaking news, I am Useless Rodriguez, have a nice day and remember, eat cake or die.
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Dinwen Lawliet Corvus